You've acquired a taste for straight Ribena.

You hunt Ebay for black or burgundy velvet dresses, cast photos, FK DVD boxed sets, soundtracks, and black velvet chokers.

When you go to a bar or club you automatically order vodka and cranberry juice or red wine.

You pause in thought with any mention of the numbers 79 or 1228.

You search large cities for souvlaki stands.

Even when on a diet, you become nostalgic for donuts.

You think Triumph motorcycles are much cooler than Harleys.

The most important feature to consider when buying a new car is trunk space.

The only bottled water you drink is Lacroix.

You truly believe you can thicken your oil paints with cow blood.

When you're not pretending to be a vampire, your favorite cocktail is a piña colada.

You like to eat your Kentucky Fried Chicken with a fork and a scalpel.

When you are daydreaming, and someone catches you in the act, you tell them you were just having a flashback.

Your favorite rock band is the Grateful Dead.
 

1. You scan radio stations in the wee hours - just in case.

2.  Purchasing an eyebrow pencil becomes a highly meaningful, deeply personal event.

3. You wish or believe that you are Fleur incarnate.

4.  Any Nightcrawler monologue leaves you all dreamy-eyed.

5.  Whenever anyone makes any kind of reference to togas, you get a glazed look in your eyes and a wistful smile.

6.  When reading FK fanfic, you skim until you see Lacroix's name, read, then skim until you see his name again.

7.  You spend your free time writing fanfic about Lacroix.

8.  You get hot flashes while reading fanfic about Lacroix.

9.  Hearing Lacroix say 'Sois tranquile' or anything in French is a life-altering, soul-melting event.

10.  At work, school, the library, wherever; your time is occupied by writing 'Mr. & Mrs Lacroix', 'Mrs. Lucien Lacroix', etc., ect. over and over again.

11.  You think the above is a genuine possibility.

12.  You have a folder in your mailer entitled 'Nunkies' to place all your Lacroix-related posts in.

13.  Your web browser opens to the CERK Archives page.

14.  You know the URL to The Cousinly Page by heart.

15.  While watching the Hearts of Darkness episode, instead of becoming indignant when Lacroix says "Let's show our true selves by getting naked!", you immediately pictured Uncle au naturel. 

16.  When Lacroix does something you don't like, you simply blame it on the writers.

17.  When faced with making a decision, your first
thought is, "What would Lacroix do?"

18.  Forever Knight episodes with minimal Uncle cause tremendous stress and deep depression.

19.  You were truly moved to hear Nunkies say, "He is my creation...my son." in Sons of Belial.

20.  Your favorite Forever Knight episodes are A More Permanent Hell, Be My Valentine, and Ashes to Ashes.

21.  Your friends and loved ones stand look-out during the above episodes in case of nunklear...er...nuclear meltdowns.

22.  You think Divia was just a Nunkies Anonymous member gone bad.

23.  You think the main character of Forever Knight is Lacroix..."Nick...who?"

24.  When Nunkies Anonymous Top Ten lists exceed 10 entries because everyone is gen-u-inely that afflicted.
 

Nick:  To get away from his overbearing master......er, farmer.

LaCroix:  Let me ask you this - Is it better to be killed instantly by a Mack truck speeding down the highway as you valiantly try to cross the road than to face death at the butcher's block?

Janette:  To find the latest adornments for the chicken's comb.

Nat:  To avoid eating my synthetic chicken feed.

Schanke:  Because he saw a smokin' hot hen on the other side.

Captain Cohen:  Gentlemen, don't we have more important issues at hand than to discuss why the chicken wants to cross the road?

Tracy:  To get to the other side, duh?!

Vachon:  Why the hell should I care?

Urs:  To look for the rooster that abandoned her.

Screed:  Lil' Henny-Penny took a skedaddle way from here and there so is she don't get her neck jammy-jammy sucked out of 'er veins, courtesy of ol' Screedy here.

Captain Reese:  To find an automatic feeder that actually works!
 

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